A few of my favorite Urban Dictionary entries:
Making clay - to have a huge dump
"Doh"ment - One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.
nom de strip - your stripper name
bro favor - Pronounced like the spanish "por favor", bro favor is an act of goodwill asked of one's "bro" or "homey".
birther - A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.
cold jerky - The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.
pullin' a Palin - Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.
Facebrag - To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.
joke poach - when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.
take a digger - Commonly used to describe an ungraceful fall.
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